I was in Portcullis House today - one of the Commons' buildings - having coffee and Tony Blair walked through. David Cameron went up to him and thirty seconds of words and broad smiles were exchanged.
What do you think they said?
Another competition for you...
Fancy a spliff, Tony?
Posted by: tom | 20 October 2005 at 11:25
TB: "I hear you're a man of substance."
DC: "We all err and stray in our younger days... Did David Davis put you up to this?"
Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | 20 October 2005 at 11:47
timrollpickering.....
Deeply profound....must be a great relief to Douglas Hurd. Do your arguments ever get structured ?
Posted by: Rick | 20 October 2005 at 13:39
Yo man diz yiz want zome weed man. or are you too square man go on live a little like me take some hard stuff and then call anyone who doest take drug a wieredo. yo dude, then say it's been really tough getting over the addiction.
Posted by: Mr Cameron | 20 October 2005 at 13:41
Rick do you not recognise the allusions in my post?
Posted by: Tim Roll-Pickering | 20 October 2005 at 13:48
Tony Blair was asking for directions, its not often he goes anywhere near the House of Commons.
Posted by: wasp | 20 October 2005 at 13:52
"Rick do you not recognise the allusions in my post?"
No. I do not.
Posted by: Rick | 20 October 2005 at 14:35
If I had a say in who wins this contest it'd be Selsdon Man, I think his suggestion (below) is fab.
"Just wait until I get ahold of that Shaun Woodward!"
Posted by: AnotherNick | 20 October 2005 at 19:53
We now have the results. It was reported in the papers today. Its something like...
TB: Hows the contest going?
DC: Its going well, thank you very much.
Pretty boring I have to say but a meeting of the two "leaders".
Posted by: James Maskell | 20 October 2005 at 20:11
Most kind, AnotherNick. Mr Woodward might be tempted to add "That's Life" from his exile in Belfast!
Posted by: Selsdon Man | 20 October 2005 at 20:57
Rick to answer your questions, a Douglas Hurd is slang for a third. Desmond Tutu is a 2:2, Attila the Hun a 2:1 and Geoff Hurst a first.
Posted by: Tim Roll-Pickering | 22 October 2005 at 19:38