ConservativeHome's ToryDiary: And for some light relief...

Unbelievable, three months in the job and he manages to implement a more successful shadow cabinet decapitation strategy than we carried out in 2005. Only problem is, its our bl**dy shadow cabinet he has managed to decimate!

Posted by: ChrisD | March 05, 2008 at 13:37

"You're not going to keep my seat very warm standing there."

Posted by: Gordon's Missing Bottle | March 05, 2008 at 13:40

What a plonker!

Posted by: Dick Wishart | March 05, 2008 at 13:40

There's a gap just between his shoulder blades that should do nicely there ...

Posted by: Man in a Shed | March 05, 2008 at 13:44

I should "lay a cable" around his throat.

Posted by: Martin Coxall | March 05, 2008 at 13:47

"Usurpation by a minion, alas, such is the stuff of politics"

Posted by: Tony Makara | March 05, 2008 at 14:02

How sad that it should come to this.

Posted by: Deborah | March 05, 2008 at 14:06

If we c an get this one drunk, like we did with Charlie,then I reckon i'm a shoe-in next time, perhaps with Ming as deputy.

Posted by: Terry | March 05, 2008 at 14:09

How do you think *I* feel? I'm looking directly at what he's talking out of.

Posted by: Martin Coxall | March 05, 2008 at 14:17

I wonder how much it costs to lay in some phone lines, just in case!

Posted by: Old Hack | March 05, 2008 at 14:23

There was no need for The Speaker to push my referendum motion all the way in...

Posted by: Gospel of Enoch | March 05, 2008 at 14:23

‘Jees, you’re a lively bastard. You come here from Europe with your silly half-trimmed middle-parting telling us we can’t have a referendum on Lisbon. Honestly, what’s all this ‘let’s all ask the membership question on Europe?’ – I’ve never heard so much bollocks.’

Posted by: Jim | March 05, 2008 at 14:30

So much for love-bombing them, then...

Posted by: Margaret on the Guillotine | March 05, 2008 at 14:36

"You have much to learn, young Padawan"

Posted by: Martin Coxall | March 05, 2008 at 14:40

"He's even more insecure than he was before,look at him,he's taken to talking through closed eyelids."

Posted by: R.Baker. | March 05, 2008 at 14:47

‘My temporary stand in is pretty useless’

Posted by: Iain | March 05, 2008 at 14:48

I wonder what he had for lunch?

Posted by: Malcolm Dunn | March 05, 2008 at 14:56

I wonder if we'll still have a front bench tonight?

Posted by: Deborah | March 05, 2008 at 15:29

These ex MEPs will say and do anything to protect their EU pensions.

Posted by: michael mcgough | March 05, 2008 at 15:40

"Even Ming was better than this!"

Exactly, Tim RP....what were the LibDems thinking when they elected Clegg?

Not that the imediate alternative was much better.

I'll wager Kennedy will be back before Christmas

Posted by: comstock | March 05, 2008 at 15:54

"There may be trouble ahead, but while there is moonlight music and romance..."

Posted by: Simon George | March 05, 2008 at 16:11

We're F**ked.

Posted by: Matt Wright | March 05, 2008 at 21:39

He pledged in his leadership campaign to take the Liberal Democrats "out of our comfort zone" and from where I am sitting at least that's one election promise he appears to have kept.

Posted by: Steed | March 05, 2008 at 22:52

"You might say that, I couldn't possibly comment".....

Posted by: Watervole | March 06, 2008 at 00:22

"Why, oh why!!! Didn't I stand for the leadership and see off this vacuous twerp"

Posted by: Yet Another Anon | March 06, 2008 at 01:40

"here's another one who's gone Bean-shaped..."

Posted by: Mark Heenan | March 07, 2008 at 02:32

Vince would be thinking
Right on, a very sensible point. Brimming with talent.We really have stupendous momentum to win now.

Posted by: Gloy Plopwell | March 09, 2008 at 01:43

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