At the last few PMQs the rather flat-footed Brown has deployed two favourite lines: (1) The Leader of the Opposition isn't listening to me and (2) there's a £6bn black hole in the Tory spending plans.
It's time to hit back at Brown very hard when he next uses that attack line.
Something like:
"The Prime Minister accuses us of having suspect statistics. What rubbish. What hypocrisy. He is the Michael Fish of forecasting. His Government predicted that 15,000 people would come to Britain each year from EU countries. The numbers have been twenty or thirty times that number. We can't be sure because his Government has lost control of the nation's borders. Last week he had to admit that 300,000 extra migrant workers had suddenly been discovered. That's the equivalent of the entire population of Coventry, Bradford or Leicester. And, as for that figure of £6bn? It's a nonsense number but here are some real numbers about government waste. His NHS supercomputer. £14bn over budget. Olympics: £7bn over budget. Astute Class submarine: £1bn over budget. £2bn overpaid in tax credits. £2bn lost on gold sales. The Prime Minister is the great waster. He's wasting our money. And every day he stays in office is a wasted day - a day longer before Britain gets the change it needs."
I'm sure you can do better than that. How would you respond to Brown's £6bn line?
Make our sums add up.
Posted by: Mike A | November 05, 2007 at 10:16
I don't think I can. Excellent post Editor.
Posted by: Malcolm Dunn | November 05, 2007 at 10:20
In Michael Fish's defence here, I thought he was refering to talk of a hurricane in Florida. Of course weve all heard that before but I think its important to throw it out there. Poor Michael Fish...
Posted by: James Maskell | November 05, 2007 at 10:24
Whatever plans the Tories came up with the govt would claim they didn't add up. This govt has the least regard for truth or intellectual integrity of any we've ever had. You could write books about it. And in fact people have.
Posted by: Alex Swanson | November 05, 2007 at 10:26
That's very good Editor. It's time these made up figures were exposed. What about his black hole being filled with borrowed from the Pre Budget Report, and when he accuses Cameron of not listening, what about him not listening to the electrate when they want a referendum on the EU treaty.
Posted by: Andrew Woodman | November 05, 2007 at 10:27
A bit harsh on old Michael Fish, Editor - he does his best even if he is from the BBC!!
Great Cameronian twist at the end. Could almost say - "New World. Old Politics. Change Required." Actually I think I prefer your version...
Posted by: Henry Cook | November 05, 2007 at 10:30
I would remind him of the sack every Nurse and Doctor lie he told in the 2005 general election, and ask him how many doctors and nurses his give away on our budget rebate that Margaret Thatcher negotiated would buy.
Posted by: Man in a Shed | November 05, 2007 at 10:46
Best response is to point out the £150bn black hole in our public finances that Gordon Brown's own uncosted spending has created.
Posted by: TD | November 05, 2007 at 10:57
If Brown wants to talk about black holes in spending plans I think the Tories should welcome it.
If we define a financial black hole as "spending more than you earn" then Brown is on really weak territory here.
Since 2000 (when he stopped following Tory spending plans) Brown has borrowed over £100 BILLION to fund government expenditure. Whatever he says about golden rules and sustainable borrowing can't disguise the facts that he has consistently had to increase borrowing to meet a "black hole" between his expenditure and revenue.
In the recent PBR Alastair Darling announced that net government borrowing over the next 3 years will be £15 billion A YEAR.
This government, during the longest and most sustained economic boom in living memory, has managed to run an average deficit of £10-£15 billion a year - which makes a so-called Tory black hole of only £6 billion look positively prudent.
To win this argument the Tories need to make people realise how small a number £6 billion pounds is. Some more examples:
Gordon Brown was the first UK Chancellor to spend a billion pounds a day.
The current government budget is over half a TRILLION pounds a year, of which somewhere over £100 BILLION goes on quangoes.
In the last ten years Labour has spent close to FIVE TRILLION pounds.
In the PBR Gordon Darling estimated that he could save £6 Billion on procurement alone, a further £21.5 billion on "efficiency savings" and £30 billion from flogging off government assets.
£6 billion is (very roughly) 0.1% of annual government expenditure under Labour - that makes it pretty much a rounding error for an organisation that spends £550+ billion every year.
Brown is on shaky ground here and he knows it - the only reason he's using the "economic stability" argument is its the only one he's got left.
Posted by: Tom M | November 05, 2007 at 11:11
Actually - I mean, I do like your suggestion very much - I think we might be getting close to that tipping point where detailed rebuttals of Brown's charges aren't necessary, because the contempt in which he's held is growing. So sometimes better for David to say "if the prime minister wishes to use this session to mislead people, that's fine: I'm going to continue to ask him to defend his record".
Since Brown told the commons that Cameron was "misleading people", and the Speaker didn't rule him out of order, we should accuse Brown of misleading people every week.
Posted by: Graeme Archer | November 05, 2007 at 11:49
How about the £40bn 'black hole' thats become Northern Rock? How many "sacked doctors'n'nurses" does that represent?
The government has blown half the annual NHS budget to pump us a failed business, all in order to preserve its voter base in the North East. Scandlous!
Posted by: Sub-Prime Minister Brown | November 05, 2007 at 12:13
Michael Fish would make a better Prime Minister than Gordon Brown!
Posted by: Tony | November 05, 2007 at 12:32
From memory something of the order of £60 B is classified as "sundry/other" expenditure in the budget.
I do like the idea of accusing brown of misleading both parliament and the electorate. How will Gorballs Mick react?
Posted by: John Broughton | November 05, 2007 at 12:56
I think that Michael Fish has demonstrated over the years that he can stand up for himself!
It will be interesting to see whether such an appropriate and witty comment is allowed to be aired by anybody from the Conservative Party, I would put money on someone from Labour pre-empting them!!
Posted by: Patsy Sergeant | November 05, 2007 at 13:20
Sub-Prime Minister Brown @12:13
I'm afraid the Northern Rock £40bn is not a 'black hole', but a relatively safe subordinated loan facility.
Posted by: Lucy | November 05, 2007 at 13:25
"Golden Rule? Only a Golden Fool would tip off the market before selling our nation's gold reserves! That black hole was real, and cost our nation x billion, the equivalent of x new hospitals and x new nurses.
No wonder the Prime Minister wrote to Carol Vorderman, wishing she had helped with his sums. Does he not realise, the only countdown we want, is the countdown to a general election so we can finally give Britain the change it needs?"
Posted by: Chad Noble | November 05, 2007 at 13:38
On behalf of the labour Party let me endorse this "rebuttal" which, of course, is not a rebuttal at all, so indicating that the PM is correct.
Bluster is no answer. Ask Neil kinnock.
Posted by: Labour Voter | November 05, 2007 at 14:11
Its a great response as is. Its about time that one of the central planks of our attack was Labour's consistent incompetence
Could always chuck in
£12bn Missing Trader VAT Fraud
£1 trillion public sector pension deficit
One Referendum promised, Zero delivered!
Posted by: TaxCutter | November 05, 2007 at 14:14
"One Referendum promised, Zero delivered!"
Well in a few weeks time, that will probably apply to Labour, the LibDems and the Tories, TaxCutter, so best keep schtum on that particular issue. ;-)
Posted by: Chad Noble | November 05, 2007 at 14:41
"is not a rebuttal at all, so indicating that the PM is correct."
Erm, just because one person (in your view) has not produced a rebuttal does not mean that some other person couldn't. Logic.
Also, I think it is fair to point out that the current govt has no credibility whatever when it comes to sound public financing, or indeed telling the truth.
Posted by: Alex Swanson | November 05, 2007 at 15:08
Correct about what Labour voter? Do you really want to get into an argument on behalf of Brown and his honesty re financial data? I wouldn't do that,not if I were you.You know as well as I do, you'd lose.
Posted by: Malcolm Dunn | November 05, 2007 at 15:41
Not sure about the Michael Fish comment. Surely Michael Fish is the Michael Fish of forecasting?
I think highlighting Government waste is certainly the way to go. David Cameron needs to reel off snappy and wounding examples of Government wastage, and relate them back to that £6bn figure, both convincing the public that £6bn is a relatively easy sum of money to be saved from a £600bn+ budget (which it is), and contaminating the £6bn quote from further glib overuse by linking it to negatives for the Government.
Posted by: Simon Robinson | November 05, 2007 at 15:43
It really is time now for Cameron/Osborne to to rubbish Brown in the manner outlined above. Do not give his points credibility by answering them directly. Patronise him but do not take him seriously. This will cause a complete mental collapse on his part.
Posted by: Griswold | November 05, 2007 at 16:02
Michael Fish reminds me of Michael Foot sometimes - they have some physical similarities.
I wonder what political views the former holds - I don't think he'll take kindly to the above, especially if he happens to be a Conservative! :D
Posted by: Votedave | November 05, 2007 at 17:45
Excellent ammunition, Editor. The problem up to now is that our side, George Osborne included, has not been able to produce facts and figures like those immediately they are required. Like "l'esprit de l'escalier", the damning riposte is no good half an hour late.
All tory front benchers should learn the Editor's figures by heart, so as to be able to trot them out when needed.
Better, get Jeff Randall to provide GO with the ammunition.
Posted by: David Belchamber | November 05, 2007 at 18:38
The Big Black Hole as pointed out elsewhere is the figure by which Grumpy missed his borrowing targets while Chancellor, a fashion Dearest seems happy to follow. I think the cumulative figure is now £70bn OVER what he planned.
A simple rebuttal to the £6bn black hole charge would be,
£6bn? £6bn? What about the £70bn of EXTRA borrowing the Prime Minister had to take on in his years as Chancellor? His successor is now trying to match him, but he's borrowing it only to give it back out again to Northern Rock".
And if they go bust, Lucy, I bet we don't get it back once a "deal" to save NR has been cooked, just like it was for Rover, to save the seats of those MPs where the staff live and work.
Posted by: John Moss | November 05, 2007 at 18:59
I seem to recall that at Darling's mini budget his estimates on borrowing were out, i.e. he had a black hole. No problem, he just proposed to borrow some more. I just think the Tories need to point out that since there isn't a general election they don't need to have detailed policies.
Of course, as has been pointed out, Brown would say Tory proposals don't add up whatever the policies.
Posted by: David Sergeant | November 05, 2007 at 19:08
Micheal fish n'est dein hurrican forkasten!!!
Ist Gill Biles!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7042220.stm
Der 'Wrong MAn'!!!:D (Fish nichten Brown) Ironikien, non?
Posted by: Red-hit | November 06, 2007 at 08:24