It seems unfair to have some fun at MPs raising money for a good cause but...
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PS Iain Dale has a good Ming caption competition on his site.
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Shock news: politicians caught with trousers down
Posted by: William Norton | September 18, 2006 at 14:18
Bernard Jenkin meets representatives of Women 2 Swim
Posted by: Umbrella Man | September 18, 2006 at 14:20
Large cheque seen in swimming pool: 14 politicians jump in immediately
Posted by: William Norton | September 18, 2006 at 14:20
LADY IN RED, ON RIGHT: Who wants to be the first to try the breast stroke?
Posted by: William Norton | September 18, 2006 at 14:24
There was something for everyone in this year’s MPs in Swimsuits competition.
Posted by: Mark Fulford | September 18, 2006 at 14:33
Its like Baywatch all over again...
Posted by: James Maskell | September 18, 2006 at 14:40
Who's on the far left at the back? Looks like Roger Moore. No doubt Guido will be doing a totty watch on the women in the photo.
Posted by: Andrew Woodman | September 18, 2006 at 14:41
Those girls in the orange should be A List candidates.... We would do well in the North next time lol...
Posted by: Billy | September 18, 2006 at 14:42
I think there would be an upward swing in the southern regions as well Billy.
Posted by: Andrew Woodman | September 18, 2006 at 14:59
"Who's on the far left at the back?"
It's Lord St John of Bletso
When I first saw the photo, I admit I was a bit surprised that Chris Bryant was wearing shorts and not a speed (considering his use of Yfronts)!
Posted by: Andrea | September 18, 2006 at 15:00
Too late Billy ....the woman on the left in orange is Caroline Flint, MP Minister for getting fit - she certainly makes the sparks fly!!!
Posted by: Cllr Keith Standring | September 18, 2006 at 15:03
The all-party swimming team stood transfixed in horror as John Prescott took to the top diving board in just a tight pair of Speedos.
Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | September 18, 2006 at 15:04
Bernard Jenkin (to self): Must... not... look... down...
Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | September 18, 2006 at 15:08
Model (to Chris Bryant): Is that a despatch box in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | September 18, 2006 at 15:12
" ....the woman on the left in orange is Caroline Flint, MP Minister for getting fit - she certainly makes the sparks fly!!!"
She isn't Flint! The brunette woman on the left and the blonde girl on the right are 2 Stringfellow Angels!
Posted by: Andrea | September 18, 2006 at 15:15
British Naturist Association seeks clarification from Bernard Jenkin. Members feel let down.
Posted by: The UK Daily Pundit | September 18, 2006 at 15:36
Carswell?(2nd in from rt back row): I said 'thank god we don't have elections'.(Courtesy The Late Benny Hill)
Posted by: tapestry | September 18, 2006 at 15:39
Chris Bryant: Johnson's on the rise...
David Willetts: Try having a cold shower...
CB: Support is swelling...
DW: You're disgusting...
CB: I was talking about Alan!
DW: So was I!
Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | September 18, 2006 at 16:01
JENKIN: I feel a surge coming on. Would you like to come back to my office and examine my poll?
Posted by: William Norton | September 18, 2006 at 16:08
When David Willetts was invited to a pool party, this was not what he had in mind...
Posted by: James Maskell | September 18, 2006 at 16:12
Chris Bryant:
"I hope I look better in these red trunks than I did in my Y Fronts"
Posted by: Andrew Kennedy | September 18, 2006 at 16:42
will these cheques realy keep us afloat now that there are no more loans?
Posted by: jeff | September 18, 2006 at 16:53
Is that two brains or is he just pleased to see me?
Posted by: The UK Daily Pundit | September 18, 2006 at 16:58
Jenkin finds attractive woman at last!
Posted by: fcs hack | September 18, 2006 at 17:10
B Jenkin to chap in centre of group:
"is that a wet suit or do you go to the same rug shop as me?"
Posted by: Og | September 18, 2006 at 17:16
And the winner is UKDP. Had me in stitches.
Posted by: Praguetory | September 18, 2006 at 17:32
Where's Soames?
Posted by: Justin Hinchcliffe | September 18, 2006 at 17:33
Don't show this to Margaret. You know how she hates the wets...
Posted by: Cllr Graham Smith | September 18, 2006 at 17:34
Off camera, the stingray lay in wait....
Posted by: William Norton | September 18, 2006 at 17:51
Brings a whole new meaning to the concept of money laundering
Posted by: John Moss | September 18, 2006 at 18:12
Grand Opening of John Prescott's new bath.
Posted by: Yet Another Anon | September 18, 2006 at 18:21
One of John Prescott's perk homes opened to the public.
Posted by: Yet Another Anon | September 18, 2006 at 18:23
Return of the Wets.
Posted by: camden ratface | September 18, 2006 at 18:37
Shall we throw a life-belt to Ming? Or shall we just stand here and laugh?
[check out Blogonymous]
Posted by: camdenratface | September 18, 2006 at 18:42
Is it too unkind to remind people of the saying 'Politics is acting for ugly people' - that being the case how about posing is best done by the models!
Posted by: Greg Lance-Watkins | September 18, 2006 at 19:03
Willetts in nipple expose
Posted by: David Banks | September 18, 2006 at 19:17
I would vote for the young lady on the right in the red swimsuit!
Posted by: Tommy | September 18, 2006 at 21:54
Is there a computer buff who can explain how to remove red from this picture? It would give a 3 to 1 improvement ;-)
Posted by: Greg Lance-Watkins | September 18, 2006 at 22:28
A Newd irection.
Posted by: tapestry | September 19, 2006 at 06:53
The AGM of the Bath Conservative Association was taken rather too literally this year.
Posted by: Alison Anne Smith | September 19, 2006 at 10:47
Photographer: Can you move a little to the right please?
Bernard Jenkin: We're trying not to do that at the moment
Posted by: Matthew Scott | September 19, 2006 at 12:20
Nice to see Benard's kept his pants on...
Posted by: Gillard | September 19, 2006 at 13:54
"when I said taxes should strip the rich I didn't mean MPs!"
Posted by: Thomas Bridge | September 19, 2006 at 17:20
Photographer: What a spectacular pair of tits.
Chris Bryant: Please can we leave the Blair-Brown thing alone for one day?
Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | September 19, 2006 at 20:02