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Captions please...

It seems unfair to have some fun at MPs raising money for a good cause but...

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PS Iain Dale has a good Ming caption competition on his site.

September 18, 2006 at 14:12 in Light relief | Permalink

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Shock news: politicians caught with trousers down

Posted by: William Norton | September 18, 2006 at 14:18

Bernard Jenkin meets representatives of Women 2 Swim

Posted by: Umbrella Man | September 18, 2006 at 14:20

Large cheque seen in swimming pool: 14 politicians jump in immediately

Posted by: William Norton | September 18, 2006 at 14:20

LADY IN RED, ON RIGHT: Who wants to be the first to try the breast stroke?

Posted by: William Norton | September 18, 2006 at 14:24

There was something for everyone in this year’s MPs in Swimsuits competition.

Posted by: Mark Fulford | September 18, 2006 at 14:33

Its like Baywatch all over again...

Posted by: James Maskell | September 18, 2006 at 14:40

Who's on the far left at the back? Looks like Roger Moore. No doubt Guido will be doing a totty watch on the women in the photo.

Posted by: Andrew Woodman | September 18, 2006 at 14:41

Those girls in the orange should be A List candidates.... We would do well in the North next time lol...

Posted by: Billy | September 18, 2006 at 14:42

I think there would be an upward swing in the southern regions as well Billy.

Posted by: Andrew Woodman | September 18, 2006 at 14:59

"Who's on the far left at the back?"

It's Lord St John of Bletso

When I first saw the photo, I admit I was a bit surprised that Chris Bryant was wearing shorts and not a speed (considering his use of Yfronts)!

Posted by: Andrea | September 18, 2006 at 15:00

Too late Billy ....the woman on the left in orange is Caroline Flint, MP Minister for getting fit - she certainly makes the sparks fly!!!

Posted by: Cllr Keith Standring | September 18, 2006 at 15:03

The all-party swimming team stood transfixed in horror as John Prescott took to the top diving board in just a tight pair of Speedos.

Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | September 18, 2006 at 15:04

Bernard Jenkin (to self): Must... not... look... down...

Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | September 18, 2006 at 15:08

Model (to Chris Bryant): Is that a despatch box in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | September 18, 2006 at 15:12

" ....the woman on the left in orange is Caroline Flint, MP Minister for getting fit - she certainly makes the sparks fly!!!"

She isn't Flint! The brunette woman on the left and the blonde girl on the right are 2 Stringfellow Angels!

Posted by: Andrea | September 18, 2006 at 15:15

British Naturist Association seeks clarification from Bernard Jenkin. Members feel let down.

Posted by: The UK Daily Pundit | September 18, 2006 at 15:36

Carswell?(2nd in from rt back row): I said 'thank god we don't have elections'.(Courtesy The Late Benny Hill)

Posted by: tapestry | September 18, 2006 at 15:39

Chris Bryant: Johnson's on the rise...
David Willetts: Try having a cold shower...
CB: Support is swelling...
DW: You're disgusting...
CB: I was talking about Alan!
DW: So was I!

Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | September 18, 2006 at 16:01

JENKIN: I feel a surge coming on. Would you like to come back to my office and examine my poll?

Posted by: William Norton | September 18, 2006 at 16:08

When David Willetts was invited to a pool party, this was not what he had in mind...

Posted by: James Maskell | September 18, 2006 at 16:12

Chris Bryant:

"I hope I look better in these red trunks than I did in my Y Fronts"

Posted by: Andrew Kennedy | September 18, 2006 at 16:42

will these cheques realy keep us afloat now that there are no more loans?

Posted by: jeff | September 18, 2006 at 16:53

Is that two brains or is he just pleased to see me?

Posted by: The UK Daily Pundit | September 18, 2006 at 16:58

Jenkin finds attractive woman at last!

Posted by: fcs hack | September 18, 2006 at 17:10

B Jenkin to chap in centre of group:

"is that a wet suit or do you go to the same rug shop as me?"

Posted by: Og | September 18, 2006 at 17:16

And the winner is UKDP. Had me in stitches.

Posted by: Praguetory | September 18, 2006 at 17:32

Where's Soames?

Posted by: Justin Hinchcliffe | September 18, 2006 at 17:33

Don't show this to Margaret. You know how she hates the wets...

Posted by: Cllr Graham Smith | September 18, 2006 at 17:34

Off camera, the stingray lay in wait....

Posted by: William Norton | September 18, 2006 at 17:51

Brings a whole new meaning to the concept of money laundering

Posted by: John Moss | September 18, 2006 at 18:12

Grand Opening of John Prescott's new bath.

Posted by: Yet Another Anon | September 18, 2006 at 18:21

One of John Prescott's perk homes opened to the public.

Posted by: Yet Another Anon | September 18, 2006 at 18:23

Return of the Wets.

Posted by: camden ratface | September 18, 2006 at 18:37

Shall we throw a life-belt to Ming? Or shall we just stand here and laugh?

[check out Blogonymous]

Posted by: camdenratface | September 18, 2006 at 18:42

Is it too unkind to remind people of the saying 'Politics is acting for ugly people' - that being the case how about posing is best done by the models!

Posted by: Greg Lance-Watkins | September 18, 2006 at 19:03

Willetts in nipple expose

Posted by: David Banks | September 18, 2006 at 19:17

I would vote for the young lady on the right in the red swimsuit!

Posted by: Tommy | September 18, 2006 at 21:54

Is there a computer buff who can explain how to remove red from this picture? It would give a 3 to 1 improvement ;-)

Posted by: Greg Lance-Watkins | September 18, 2006 at 22:28

A Newd irection.

Posted by: tapestry | September 19, 2006 at 06:53

The AGM of the Bath Conservative Association was taken rather too literally this year.

Posted by: Alison Anne Smith | September 19, 2006 at 10:47

Photographer: Can you move a little to the right please?