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This picture of Tony Blair on his Caribbean holiday appeared in this morning's Daily Mail.

August 28, 2006 at 17:14 in Light relief | Permalink

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Caroline Flint finds her first target to improve as fitness guru, narrowly ahead of David Cameron.

Posted by: James Maskell | August 28, 2006 at 17:21

Clearly Tony Blair is pegging along in the polls.

On a serious note, its so ugly. Hes supposed to be leader of the fourth strongest economy of the World and hes caught topless with man boobs...eerrgghhh!

I wonder, does he wax too? I do notice a lack of fur!

Posted by: James Maskell | August 28, 2006 at 17:24

I'd go simply with: "Urrrgh, I'm eating my tea, yuck".

Posted by: Andrew | August 28, 2006 at 17:29

Aaaaargh! It's disappeared!

(I wondered what that shark was eating)

Posted by: John G | August 28, 2006 at 17:32

Or...

Caribbean Police Inspector: "I'm sorry Mr Blair. We will require urine, stool and semen samples"

Blair: "No problem. Here are my underpants."

Posted by: John G | August 28, 2006 at 17:34

"Are you sure you've done this before, George?"

Posted by: Disco Pop | August 28, 2006 at 18:03

"Blair has growth spurt and is now 4ft taller than the average washing line"

Posted by: G-MaN Wild | August 28, 2006 at 18:41

TB: Anything else to be hung out to dry today, darling?

CB: Just you, I think...

Posted by: David Cooper | August 28, 2006 at 18:53

Editor

Why stoop to the gutter with this sort of thing?

Posted by: Tortoise | August 28, 2006 at 19:07

Why stoop to the gutter with this sort of thing?

Come off it. You must have got out of the wrong side of bed this morning.

(Thinks) "These boobs should qualify me for page 3 tomorrow"

Posted by: John G | August 28, 2006 at 19:13

REVEALED : Tony takes cross dressing to the next stage. Will Cameron respond?

Posted by: tapestry | August 28, 2006 at 19:41

No, this is cheap. Would you smile if it was a half-naked picture of Baroness Thatcher?

Posted by: Tortoise | August 28, 2006 at 19:51

I wouldn't smile, I'd be sick. She'd look like a melted candle.

Posted by: Tony the Tiger | August 28, 2006 at 19:59

This man boobs more than most

Posted by: Opinicus | August 28, 2006 at 19:59

Sorry Tortoise. Just a little bit of fun and worth it for G-MaN's 18:41 caption and Jonathan's 19:59 caption. My two favourites so far...

Back to "serious" tmrw.

Posted by: Editor | August 28, 2006 at 20:35

"Domestic chores - beats running the country"

or even

"We're all going on a Summer Holiday" ;)

Posted by: Paul Kennedy | August 28, 2006 at 20:49

Not only John Prescott who airs his dirty washing in public.

Posted by: Andrew Woodman | August 28, 2006 at 20:53

Nope...Bush hasn't cut it off,

Matt

Posted by: Matt Wright | August 28, 2006 at 21:23

The man boobs have been ridiculed already, but has anyone else noticed how folicly challenged Bliar has become?

Posted by: Jon White | August 28, 2006 at 21:38

Careful Jon, our own leader has a lot of potential to become folicly challenged. He might get manboobs as well if he's forced to give up his bike as Prime Minister.

Posted by: Andrew Woodman | August 28, 2006 at 21:46

"Cherie which one is my Bra?"

Posted by: Steve | August 28, 2006 at 21:55

Andrew, Camerons going quickly down that route...thats both folicly and with the man boobs. With man boobs, he's half way there looking at his most recent picture. The only person coming out of that set of snaps with any dignity is Mrs Cameron...she looked pretty good, especially given she had given birth a handful of months ago. As for the Whale, just ask Less Than Hairy Blairy...

Posted by: James Maskell | August 28, 2006 at 22:26

Grumble,grumble,grumble. Why can't Cliff lend us the washing machine? He's lent us everything else!!

Posted by: Annabel Herriott | August 28, 2006 at 22:53

The only person coming out of that set of snaps with any dignity is Mrs Cameron...she looked pretty good

Yeah right.

Nice tattoo too.

How about a spot of his/her body-piercing?

Posted by: John G | August 28, 2006 at 22:55

I'd go with "damn wind's blowing my hairpiece up!"

BTW, is it just me, or does he look a bit Gene-Hackman-ish?

Posted by: Julian Morrison | August 28, 2006 at 23:36

I think it's just you, Julian!

Posted by: Editor | August 28, 2006 at 23:40

How about;

"If only it was as easy to launder those damn loans eh Cherie?"

"Just getting in some practise for hanging Lord Levy out to dry dear"

Posted by: Matt Davis | August 29, 2006 at 00:47

No No Julian! Not Gene Hackman. Its Jack Nickolson after he finished filming "The Shining"

Posted by: Annabel Herriott | August 29, 2006 at 00:48

Tortoise is probably too slow to think up any captions, but then so am I, but I am quite happy to read others and have a nice chuckle at this time of night- before sleep!

Posted by: Patsy Sergeant | August 29, 2006 at 01:04

Where's my Caplin ?

Posted by: TomTom | August 29, 2006 at 06:58

Blair illustrates new economic policy by taking in washing.

Posted by: William Norton | August 29, 2006 at 09:24

Right! That's Cherie's pants. Now where's that bra?

Posted by: John Moss | August 29, 2006 at 19:20

Do my tits look big in this.

Posted by: George Hinton | August 30, 2006 at 11:11

It all goes tits-up for Labour yet again

Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | August 30, 2006 at 12:17

Gordon wishes Tony wouldn't air their dirty laundry in public