Zoo makes Loaded look upmarket and I am not a regular reader but I did part with £1.30 this morning after I heard that Margaret Thatcher had bested Carol Vorderman in a readers' vote. The most shocking finding was that some readers of Zoo must watch Newsnight as they made Kirsty Wark runner up in the best PM stakes.
For those interested... Jade Goody was the readers' favourite to 'stop from ever speaking again'; Jennifer Anniston was the ideal wife; and Kate Moss topped the 'get a bit fatter' vote (Charlotte Church won 'see get thinner').
"Zoo makes Loaded look upmarket and I am not a regular reader"
Presumably you only know this, Tim, because you are a regular reader of Loaded. Nuts about Loaded even.
Posted by: Simon Chapman | June 16, 2006 at 16:53
"Jade Goody was the readers' favourite to 'stop from ever speaking again'"
Hear hear!
Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | June 16, 2006 at 16:53
For heaven's sake give Carol Thatcher a turn. If you can piss on the grass in front of 5 million viewers, she's sort the country out in ten minutes.
Posted by: william | June 16, 2006 at 17:04
What a load of rubbish.
Posted by: Chris Palmer | June 16, 2006 at 17:08
Carol Vorderman would spend her time trying to get us all to remortgage our homes with that dreadful loan shark company for hawks for on TV. I'd rather have Jordan as PM.
Posted by: Andrew Woodman | June 16, 2006 at 17:12
Carol Thatcher as PM would be somewhat eccentric, but then that used to be expected from the English, but at least she would be very amusing!!
Posted by: Patsy Sergeant | June 16, 2006 at 17:48
I suppose we should take it all pretty lightly, but then is it saying anything that the lad in the street is voting for Maggie as the only woman in politics who could be considered for prime minister?
Posted by: roy | June 16, 2006 at 21:11
I hope this site is not going down-market? Do the readers of "Zoo" vote [are they old enough]?
Posted by: Derek | June 17, 2006 at 08:04