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The President, First Lady and a big bunny wabbit at the White House's Easter 2006 Egg Roll.

April 17, 2006 at 17:52 in Light relief | Permalink

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Dick Cheney (from the side): Quick! Get my gun!!

Posted by: Mark O'Brien | April 17, 2006 at 18:10

Obviously the poodle couldn't make it across from the UK.

Posted by: Rob G | April 17, 2006 at 18:21

George W Bush proudly displays American advances in genetic modification with rabbits.

Posted by: James Maskell | April 17, 2006 at 18:25

Brad the Secret Service bodyguard tries to get away from the conspicuous short hair, stocky shoulders look.

Posted by: Deputy Editor | April 17, 2006 at 18:41

"The President wishes to tell the World that 'Bin Laden' has been captured and is really a very nice Bunny"

Posted by: Jim Dickson | April 17, 2006 at 18:50

Laura: "I told him he needed more hair"

Posted by: Deputy Editor | April 17, 2006 at 18:55

GWB

"I would like to formally announce the candidacy of the next Republican candidate for the Presidency...And just remember folks this time you won't be electing a turkey!"

Posted by: Tom | April 17, 2006 at 19:55

The Bushes revive an Easter tradition from the Clinton era - Playboy bunnies in the White House

Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | April 17, 2006 at 20:30

President Darko's Conference Call

Posted by: EdR | April 17, 2006 at 21:40

Source of war leaks discovered as security sweep of Whitehouse uncovers Bugs.

Posted by: Chad | April 17, 2006 at 21:40

Rumsfeld's new image makeover to make him appear softer and more accessible left George feeling a little uncomfortable, but he managed to put on a brave face for the cameras anyway.

Posted by: Melissa Bean | April 17, 2006 at 22:31

Charles Kennedy's memory of his meeting with the Bushes

Posted by: Daniel Vince-Archer | April 17, 2006 at 22:33

Oh Harvey! I thought you were going to stay invisible! Now that nice Mr Blair will be wondering.....

Posted by: Annabel Herriott | April 17, 2006 at 23:05

America welcomes its new Vice President!

Posted by: Henry Whitmarsh | April 17, 2006 at 23:16

Barbara "Jeezus George, when some liberal says "If you believe in God you must believe in the Easter Bunny" you've just gotta let it go!"

Posted by: Henry Whitmarsh | April 17, 2006 at 23:18

There are some conspiracy theories you just don't see coming.

Posted by: Henry Whitmarsh | April 17, 2006 at 23:19

GWB: "Go tell that President of Iran that we've already captured his 12th imaginary friend!"

Posted by: Christina | April 18, 2006 at 00:05

The Bunny starts sing "Stuck In The Middle With You" by Gerry Rafferty/Joe Egan

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Well you started off with nothin' and
You're proud that you're a self-made man, yeah
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please...
Please...
Tryin' to make some sense of it all
But I can see there makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
I don't think that I can take any more
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle
Stuck in the middle
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Stuck in the middle
Stuck in the middle
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Well you started off with nothin' and
You're proud that you're a self-made man, yeah
And your friends they all come crawlin'
And slap you on the back and say
Please...
I say please...
Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Oh, yeah
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
With you, with you, with you...

Posted by: RobC | April 18, 2006 at 09:25

President introduces new United Nations ambassador.

Posted by: Selsdon Man | April 18, 2006 at 10:16

(1) GEORGE: My advice to Mr Cameron would be to drop the cheap gimmicks and concentrate on real policy.

(2) THE RABBIT: My advice to Mr Cameron would be to avoid being associated publicly with joke figures who have zero credibility.

(3) LAURA: Since George went teetotal, he's stopped seeing giant invisible rabbits that aren't there...

Posted by: William Norton | April 18, 2006 at 10:25

And after you've found the eggs Mr Rabbit you can look for those damn WMD's....

Posted by: Account Deleted | April 18, 2006 at 12:41

Bush rejected suggestions from reporters that he was making a mockery of the World Bank by instructing Paul Wolfowitz to dress up in a rabbit suit every time he went there.

Posted by: Melissa Bean | April 18, 2006 at 13:30

Really good stuff.

If you spot a good photo (preferably of someone outside of the party as captions are invariably degoratory!) do send it in to us.

We won't put one up every day, but a bit of light relief is welcome every now and then :)

Posted by: Deputy Editor | April 18, 2006 at 16:15

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