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Knives at the ready.

Hughes and Huhne claim the result was Minging.

Ming says: "I won by [i]THIS[/i] much!"

Bring me the head of Flash Cameron..

'Should have used some Lynx Ming.'

Simon Hughes: "It was a straight choice"

my bride the lovely Dale Arden approaches, I've beaten you Flash, beaten you!

"and dozey doe with your partners"

The conductor signals the Liberal Democrat Symphony Orchestra to begin the Death March.

Chris Huhne: "Don't worry, I'll have him in an old people's home soon enough, and we can do this all over again"

Two men in black (Clegg and Laws) prepare to mug OAP from behind.

Sir Ming wins first prize in the "vampiric shadow" contest...

"...and I told Mark Oaten it was this big..."

It tunred out to be a mistake asking Ming how high he thought the chances were of losing seats to the Tories in 2010.

Brutus takes the crown.

Having knocked them out with lib dem votes, ming the merciless does the same with BO.

Menzies "Nosferatu" Campbell eyes up another victim, as his brides watch on.

Menzies Campbell shows the world its not just Michael Howard who has something of the night about him.

Ming kicks off the reunion tour of The Village (Only One Of Us Is Gay Really) People with the ever-popular "YMCA".

Who said he was too old to relate the the yoof of today, then?

"Is he still breathing?"

What I want to say is probably bannable :-0)

I agree, Graeme, I think most of us have thought of captions that would have hardened libel lawyers spluttering into their brandy but I for one am not going be the first to test the tolerence levels of our esteemed editorial team *grin*.

I have my finger hovering over the Ban IP Address button!!!!

"Tradition, tradition...." followed by a rousing chorus of "If I was a Liberal Man...".

Ming Campbell throws the invisible inflatable ball round the Conference room.

The new Scottish leader of the Lib Dems celebrates with a highland fling.

"Return to your constituencies and prepare for retirement"

"Who thinks the Liberal Democrats will have the same leader in five years' time?"

Got Hughes on my left,
Need Oaten on my right,
let's all sing it now -

Lib dem hierarchy compare size of manhood’s

Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror.

And another:

Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory... and for our mutual pleasure... I destroy it utterly.

Come on guys, help me get these arms down - its not easy being old and arthritic, you know!


Simon Says - last one to stop waving his arms in the air is a big gay pooftah - oh wait, campaignings over, i can return to my old liberal self.

Who designed this lighting so that our shadows made us look so sinister? I'll, I'll, I'll...

Sadly there could only be one winner of the shadow puppet competition.

Just move that Zimmer frame a little closer please, so I can lean on it.Thank, youngsters.

The final blow. Ming gets the clap.

OK now Clegg and Laws are just pissing about with the strings.

Now I've been elected there's something I've been meaning to tell you about my personal life.....

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