A narrative for this government (#3)

By Jonathan Isaby

We have already been treated to narratives for this government summarised in around fifty words from Tim and Paul.

Here's my effort:

"Our first priority has to be to clear up Labour’s abysmal economic legacy; but overall our mission is to free you from needless government interference as we restore power to people. In so doing, we will foster a culture where individuals take more responsibility for themselves, their families and communities, which will be for the greater good of us all."