By Tim Montgomerie
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Earlier this week the Conservative Party held its summer party at London's Natural History Museum.
The Daily Mail has pictures of Samantha Cameron arriving at the event and looking enchanting. It also has phoptographs of Boris arriving on his bike... and not looking quite so enchanting.
The Telegraph reports two jokes made by David Cameron at the event... at the expense of Boris and his Justice Secretary, Ken Clarke:
- “I was getting worried I hadn’t seen Boris... I kept asking, 'Has any one seen Boris?’ But then I learnt he had popped off to the museum’s Sexual Nature exhibition. Now, that’s no surprise, is it?”
- Looking at Ken Clarke: “It says something about how far we have come as a party that we can hold our summer event among all these dinosaurs in this museum and not give a toss what the press say, eh?”
Boom! Boom!