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Whose yacht are we going to this year Peter?
Posted by: Simon | 04/29/2010 at 10:37 PM
So which post in the EU did you want us to forward you for Mandy?
Posted by: MillerMort | 04/29/2010 at 10:38 PM
Get your hand out of my pocket. You can't pay off the Labour Party's debts by stealing my pocket money.
Oh! You're not after my pocket money!
Posted by: TjB | 04/29/2010 at 10:38 PM
"You know Geroge, now that I think about it, i'd look much better in blue"
Posted by: DisgruntledNun | 04/29/2010 at 10:38 PM
You should not have returned, Mandleson. Now, I am the master...
Posted by: Anon | 04/29/2010 at 10:39 PM
Hers the 100 grand I owe you for the shambles of a labour campaign
Posted by: DarkLordsofSpin | 04/29/2010 at 10:39 PM
Thanks Peter for all you've taught me - we couldn't have done it without you.
Might be a while before we can go to Korfu again...
Posted by: Simon | 04/29/2010 at 10:43 PM
Why not throw in the towel now my Lord
Posted by: heckmonwyke | 04/29/2010 at 10:44 PM
GO: "Go on then spin this one"
PM: "Oh my young friend, every clud has a silver lining"
GO: "huh?"
PM: Time for a leadership election"
Posted by: Carl Harris | 04/29/2010 at 10:44 PM
Osborne: "How come I'm invited to the annual Bilderberg meeting every year, Peter, and you aren't? Do you just meet them on their yachts to receive your instructions?"
Posted by: Stewart Cowan | 04/29/2010 at 10:46 PM
Osborne: Do you think that Nat Rothschild will ever take off our satellite controlled testicle clamps Mandy?
Mandy: Shut the fuck up and keep working to get his new world order set up or you'll go the same way as Dr Kelly!!!
Posted by: Mr Ned | 04/29/2010 at 10:48 PM
George: "I know you like shagging people from behind but there's no need to do it to the whole country!"
Posted by: James | 04/29/2010 at 11:26 PM
George: Did you know that "Mean Old Serpent" is an anagram of Peter Mandelson?
Mandy: That's LORD Mandelson to you
George: In which case "Snarl old demon" seems quite apt too!
Posted by: MattP | 04/29/2010 at 11:45 PM
GO: You were right to turn off Gordon's Life Support. It was no longer fit for purpose.
Posted by: Paul H | 04/30/2010 at 07:52 AM
" If I call you a faggot will you call me a bigot?"
Posted by: Philip McArthur | 04/30/2010 at 10:16 AM
At least the seating upholstery is in your party's colour, unlike the views of most who will be sitting there.
Posted by: John Ward | 04/30/2010 at 10:26 AM
Look here's the number for my tailor. He'll smooth those shoulder chips out for you in no time..
Posted by: Jeannie Armstrong | 04/30/2010 at 11:03 PM
i Know a nice club near here George
Posted by: heckmonwyke | 05/02/2010 at 07:36 PM