Can there be any more galling an example of hypocrisy in modern public life than loudmouthed bully Bob Crow trousering a 12% pay rise?
The hardline general secretary of the Rail Maritime and Transport union has taken the £10,000 salary increase, despite the painful pay freeze affecting millions of workers in both the public and private sectors.
His basic pay rose from £84,923 in 2008 to £94,747 at the end of last year, according to figures published by the RMT.
No, seriously - I defy you - name something worse.