You may recall that Big Brother Watch has raised various objections to body scanners. Prime amongst them privacy concerns and the potential abuse of the images generated by these machines.
Don't worry, we were told. These are in the hand of serious, trained professionals, we were told.
"I told you so" is such an ugly phrase. So let's use the charming words of the Heathrow worker looking at his colleague in the scanner, instead:
"I love those gigantic t*ts."
He's still in post, by the way.
