Lib Dem MEP Graham Watson, who has berated Tory Giles Chichester for congratulating his constituent for winning Miss World, contrasting it with his own uber-laudable commitment to saving the world:
“Needless to say, whilst Giles is ogling women in his office, I will be in Copenhagen campaigning for a deal that will preserve our planet.”
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**UPDATE** A keen-eyed correspondent points out to me that the Prime Minister congratulated Jo McElderry on his X-Factor win. Presumably he can expect a slapping from Watson post-haste.