How exciting! Despite the setbacks and the display of the fact that their previous statistics on wind energy have been total and complete fantasy, we are surely all over the moon when the government tells us that we (oh, lucky us!) may have £100 billion of "investment opportunities" and half a million - yes, HALF A MILLION - jobs in "renewable energy" by 2020.
In other news, three little pigs are offering twelve kabillion jobs telling fairy tales to grandmothers who look suspiciously like cross-dressing wolves, and their cousins the Royal Flying Pigs are mounting a massive aerial display at Duxford.
Honestly.
