Kidney Beans

A man wants his kidney back as part of a divorce settlement. This reinforces the principle that, contrary to Cato Institute philosphy and both legal Iranian and illegal black-market practice, organ donation should always remain a gift. Put a price on a body part and we lose the essence of our humanity as we are reduced to mere biological merchandise. Will this man be also claiming for the right to half his children's body parts too, or just wanting beans for his kidney?