Oh dear - just when it looked like the French, under President Sarkozy and Bernard Kouchner, were going to be more helpful on human rights, now they hark back into history: just because they LOST. They are accusing us of war crimes at Agincourt. Talk about pots and kettles. Who sold machetes in Rwanda, eh? Whose oil company is funding Burma's junta? They will be accusing us of cheating at rugby, next.