That's Patrick Hennessy's reflection on the 'Nick Clegg had 30 sexual partners' story that's all over this morning's newspapers. This is all too much information for me. I really don't want to know about Nick Clegg's private life and I don't want to know what the acceptable number of sexual partners is according to The Telegraph's political team.
2pm: David Cameron has just been asked by Sky News if Nick Clegg's revelation made him feel inferior or superior. He replied that there were some questions that politicians really shouldn't answer. Quite.