That's a headline from tomorrow's Mail on Sunday. Simon Walters opens by saying:
"David Cameron risks offending animal rights campaigners after details of his secret passion for stag shooting, one of the bloodiest field sports, were revealed."
I'm actually quite impressed. As the article continues: "[Cameron] is one of the few marksmen skilled enough to shoot two stags in one go."
Sunday morning (8.45am) update: "The disclosure about Mr Cameron's involvement in deer stalking comes after the Independent on Sunday revealed that he was disciplined at Eton for smoking cannabis and also published details of Mr Cameron's membership of the elite Oxford drinking society, the Bullingdon Club. The exclusive, all-male dining society was notorious for drinking and high jinks. Mr Cameron was photographed in 1987 with other members of the society wearing a royal blue tail coat with ivory lapels. Labour intends to use the group photograph in its general election literature."
6.45pm Sunday update: USES FOR DAVID CAMERON'S SHOOTING SKILLS...