Crime hits 9-year low.
Greater London Authority named as top gay employer.
London's youth to get £79 million.
Vulnerable children helped to escape a life of violence and crime.
More money to make London safer and greener.
Tractor production up 4.9% as ten year glorious plan makes steady progress.
New parks planned for east London.
Congestion charge wins 'green' city award.
From zone 1 to zone 6, London's transport network is being upgraded.
Major investment is transforming the Tube.
Cheaper bus travel is unlocking the capital's outer boroughs.
Kingfishers are making a comeback thanks to better management of our local waterways.
Comrade, the Greater good of London is safe in the hands of Ken. The headline must be
'Tractor production up 4.9% as ten year glorious plan makes steady progress'
Production is actually up 10%!!!! God bless our Great Leader! Comrade Ken
Posted by: Bert | February 20, 2008 at 09:59
Pig iron production is up 43% and the war with Eurasia goes well.
Posted by: James Cleverly | February 20, 2008 at 11:48
What about the picanninies? What's happenening with them and their watermelon smiles?
Posted by: Karen | February 20, 2008 at 13:26
Where's the story 'Boris Johnson ate my hamster'?
Posted by: Justin Hinchcliffe | February 20, 2008 at 14:52
"London's youth to get £79 million."
Which one? - does he/she work for Brixton Base?
Posted by: deborah | February 20, 2008 at 16:25
I thought that Boris supports the congestion charge too.
Posted by: TFA Tory | February 20, 2008 at 21:05